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Quote[1] = 'Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.';
Quote[2] = 'Mind intentionally left blank...';
Quote[3] = 'You know, 50% of doctors graduated in the BOTTOM HALF of their class.';
Quote[4] = 'Forums are like Books, Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay..so if you keep reading, you’ll go broke.';
Quote[5] = 'I’m actually pale blue. It takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white';
Quote[6] = 'After an incident in Croydon involving a police van and a concrete mixer, police are looking for eighteen hardened criminals.';
Quote[7] = 'Slinky + Escalator = Everlasting Fun.';
Quote[8] = 'Highway of Life: Alive, occupying space, and exerting gravitational force.';
Quote[9] = 'Psychology: Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn’t matter. Never mind.';
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