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Quote[1] = 'There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high yield explosives.';
Quote[2] = 'Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.';
Quote[3] = 'You know, 50% of doctors graduated in the BOTTOM HALF of their class.';
Quote[4] = 'Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I’ve forgotten this before';
Quote[5] = 'After an incident in Croydon involving a police van and a concrete mixer, police are looking for eighteen hardened criminals.';
Quote[6] = 'You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don’t think there’s really any oxygen. I think they’re just to muffle the screams.';
Quote[7] = 'Highway of Life: Alive, occupying space, and exerting gravitational force.';
Quote[8] = 'You may be recognized soon. Hide.';
Quote[9] = 'Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.';
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